10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier