10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.