10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders