10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.