10 Random Poker Quotes
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ActionDave
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Welcome to kicker school
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.