10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.