10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson