10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.