10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• It's Free To Fold...