10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers