10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."