10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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