10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Fold and live to fold again
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.