10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is for loners.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed