10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fold and live to fold again
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "No river, no fish."