10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.