10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.