10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph