10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.