10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson