10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Welcome to kicker school
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.