10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is for loners.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)