10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.