10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"