10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed