10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!