10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.