10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is for loners.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs