10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.