10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.