10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"