10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)