10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.