10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it