10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from