10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Welcome to kicker school
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!