10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.