10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• It's Free To Fold...
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."