10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Welcome to kicker school
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!