10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom