10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.