10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A