10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet