10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth