10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Welcome to kicker school