10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.