10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo