10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?