10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare