10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack